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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:13

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.